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Mikey_C
Guy goes to an Optician
Posted on: 2009/8/24 14:04    #1
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A Polish immigrant went to the Specsavers to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


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"I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."
Mikey C

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Re: Guy goes to an Optician
Posted on: 2009/8/24 23:49    #2
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Top notch as ever ;)
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